A busy week in fetishland, with the Docklands Munch on Monday, Greenwich and Reading on Thurdsday and the West London Munch on Friday.

Lady Lashes on Wednesday is a TV event in a converted Victorian Asylum; Friday brings Isis in Walthamstow and the geographically indicative Heathrow Dungeon Zone.

A series of choices awaits the discerning fetishgoer on Saturday, from Tipping the Velvet for BDSM in a female only environment, Detention in North London, Club O&i to the east, Oh my God, I'm Naked (say's it all), the Festival of Sins 2010 opener at the Purple Turtle, a belated Burns Night at the Master Gunner for those who wish to combine a love of Haggis with a penchant for CP, and finally Torture Garden's Valentine's is at SeOne (don't forget your ID).

For those with any energy left over, there's the London fetish fair at Parker Macmillan, and Toppers in the evening at Cable Street Studios.

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